DavidKirlew: @GLAMINMOTION awwwww thanks. Well I’ll be near a lot of twitter family after I move
NativeAztexan: @nativeaztexan got a grade of 92/100 on @grader. Check it out: http://twitter.grader.com/nativeaztexan
OptimacePr1me: RT @Gaberull: My twitter is going to explode today cuz @optimacepr1me is going H.A.M. for her founder’s day lol!
Ali_Trevizo: @1up_dragon i’m lost & confused mayne. Miss u joey! How do u know when the famous peoples Twitter are real?
vanrivas: twitter off!
cassie_rice: RT @DanSchawbel: COOL: Got Twitter Clout? New Tools Rate You http://bit.ly/4BZ9sG @kmburnham
ironturk: @ironturk got a grade of 93/100 on @grader. Check it out: http://twitter.grader.com/ironturk
dioOnathans: Q:form’s oor twitter? A:os 2 uhuhu juntei os 2 xD http://formspring.me/dioonathans/q/45390463
Nupe_Ellington: @Loyal_tee sup twitter rookie
stephalicious69: RT @Shinedown_Fans: Please take note that #Shinedown s twitter name has changed from Shinedownmusic to Shinedown http://www.twitter.com/Shinedo …
oasissgirl: Hey I Found How To Get FREE Twitter Followers Here: http://www.mostfollowedontwitter.com/t/Oasissgirl
TwavyNY: Dear Twitter yall boring me right now im about to go sign up for EHarmony #realniggashit .
fiandraa: RT @@ririananingdyah: Twitter membawa petaka ya
Just_JasMarie: Twam I’ve been cheating on and neglecting Twitter with @NCNW_TU! #thatslove #youknowiliketotweet
mhvaldez01: Goodnight Twitter’s (REALLY) 
vmk23: @HxxxcHolly i thought u said twitter is lame???
nany: @Flipbooks glad to know that you’re real!.. didn’t know that twitter was your job too!.. btw love the flipbooks!
andersa9: @ckbrown513 so twitter.com i guess
Demitric: Finally got twitter on my itouch
travelsofadam: noooooo not twitter please! RT @jackventures @Twitter_Tips: Twitter skill: Don’t believe everything sent to you is real: http://j.mp/5R9a53
beachsexy: How did I just see that @jeremypiven has Twitter?? Feel like I won the Twitter lottery. You’re amazing!! Much love!
kwalker1099: Aiight Twitter I’m back had to do some homework
Jhernandez92: #waystoannoypeople spam twitter
egicamatgundul: I nominate @COLOURlovers for a Shorty Award in #apps because Themeleon rocks! It colored my twitter profile… Love it? http://ow.ly/VJ53
DogsWithGlasses: @thegrillinchino Seeing that the Grill has a new Twitter page makes me want a "The Duke" like you wouldn’t believe. Argh.
watueueh: RT @teachernz: educators – if your students are signing up to twitter… show them how to add a pic and bio before they start following ppl
BarbToronto: Okay, there was no twitter for me today. Should I ask what’s shakin’?
JonathanMarksSD: omg im a bad twitter whore
edumendas: RT @eduestima: @mashable Do you know what is the hottest news of Twitter? It’s STAND UPAH! RT us! Brazil needs your RT. http://www.standupah.bl …
KChele: RT @RAPSTARPROMO: BET’S OWN "MEMPHITZ" (JIVE A&R) WILL BE ON RAP STAR RADIO @6PM EST!!!!!! 347.215.6755 : TWITTER GOT TALENT! HOSTED BY: …
Chanda_Jena: Okk just turned off edols twitter now i just have to go and delete pics, y have them when he doesnt care right?
Adriana_leitte: Just changed my twitter background, check it out! Found it at http://www.TwitterBackgrounds.com
kim_hollenshead: Decided I’d change my Twitter pic to my Facebook Way Back pic too! #fb
DaSoloDolo: Take your beggin * I need a wife * ass off twitter….thanks (=
Ira_Wurinanda: @rannyany wesh…yang punya twitter baru mah beda, excited gt. hahaha :p
808lika: RT @Toni_N_TN: I will be using this account as @TNTIran is in Twitter Jail for now… #iranelection
antigonizachari: My new followers sent me a message to follow you cause im usin twitter from my cell and i cant see you
amitmalik15Aug: #Bug in #Twitter : with the thousand separater. to shows 100 as ,100 … Sorry its the coder inside me speaking
LolaRochelle: @iPhreashKidd lol. this is twitter, of course not.!
PerfectlyCreatd: My Dede finally has joined me on twitter! Lol the Dynamic Duo is n te buildn….Lmfao! How Yall Doin????
adamsladyfriend: I meant *it on my other tweet. Twitter is fickle. 
That rhymes with pickle.
That rhymes with pickle.
sudipmisra: RT @ScriptPhD: 150 Geeky People You Should Be Following on Twitter http://bit.ly/81YaXR
smilow: RT @RAPSTARPROMO: BET’S OWN "MEMPHITZ" (JIVE A&R) WILL BE ON RAP STAR RADIO @6PM EST!!!!!! 347.215.6755 : TWITTER GOT TALENT! HOSTED BY: …
Glambert4577: @adamlambert I am it is late here in NY-so happy I am actually awake on a night you are on Twitter- it is a blast to watch twitter go crazy
stix1972: 150 Geeky Media People You Should Be Following on Twitter http://is.gd/6ihc9 I am not on there??? WTF
Megs_Kiss: Going to bed..Nite Twitter:)
DSS828: Got #Twitter Clout? New #Tools Rate You – San Francisco Chronicle #socialmedia #socialnetworks #socialnetworking http://is.gd/6igi5
qarloz_x: i love twitter :]
tatiiana: my email is screwed up! I hvnt gotten an email from twitter all day! I clearly know that I got like 7 new followers today! ughhh!